While politically incorrect as usual, this year’s event included The 5 Trumps, local gynecologist Dr. Richard Hard, Minnie Mouse, as well as protesters and the usual cast of assorted miscreants and deplorables. Dr. Hard won the $100 cash first prize. The human gumball machine took second place, scoring a lunch with CFO Shawn Ellis, and the third place prize of a bag of limes was shared by Pablo the Sumo Wrestler and Mia from the movie Pulp Fiction. A good time was certainly had by all.